Friday, December 18, 2009
Dear Reality Contestants,
GOD DOES NOT CARE ABOUT SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE OR SURVIVOR!
In case you were wondering, he/she/it also does not care about Big Brother, Dancing With the Stars, Top Chef, Project Runway, The Amazing Race, The Biggest Loser, anything involving housewives or couples with too many kids, American Idol, The Bachelor, Deal or No Deal or anything on VH1 or MTV.
He/she/it does, however, care about Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. Because that just seems obvious.