Lost- Meet Kevin Johnson

I'm not sure what the buzz is on last night's episode of Lost but personally I was bored. I couldn't care less about Michael and I think bringing him back was a bad idea. It was no surprise to anyone that he turned out to be Ben's guy on the boat (his name had been in the credits for weeks) and his flashback story telling how he'd gotten there and what his mission was didn't have a single surprise in it.

 

Question: who do you think is the real bad guy? Charles Widmore or Ben Linus? Which one staged the crash? 

As per the deaths of Rousseau and Carl? meh. We never see them so it's not that big of a deal. I thought it was a little unfair to Rousseau, who's been with us since the first season, not to give her a flashback at all or any kind of real screen time before she died. And Carl? I saw him 2 weeks ago in Spring Awakening on Broadway so his departure from the show was somewhat inevitable. 

Overall I was bored. I haven't been bored while watching Lost in a very long time. Needless to say I'm disappointed. 

Aliens in America- Community Theatre

I've officially decided that Aliens in America is the sweetest show on the air. It has more heart packed into its 22 comedy-filled minutes a week than most shows have in an entire season. This week's episode was perhaps the best one yet.

Desperate for time with her son, Mrs. Tolcuk (the hilarious Amy Pietz of Caroline in the City

familiarity) convinces Justin to sign up to work on the community theatre's production of Rent. Justin takes on the part of Roger when a cute college girl (Zoe) introduces herself as the actress playing Mimi. When Zoe quits at the last minute, Justin ends up playing the part opposite his mother. It was incomparably awkward and very very sweet. 

 

Meanwhile, Claire has signed up for the school hot-line but isn't receiving any actual calls and her family believes she can't really help people. Raja (the greatest character of all time), who cares very much about Claire, calls in pretending to be someone named Doug who needs her help. They talk for hours over a couple 

of weeks and really start to bond until Raja is caught in the lie. Claire is hurt, she told him things she has never told anyone else and feels exposed. She eventually forgives him when she realizes why he did it and that most of the things 

they'd talked about had been real. He tells her that she's more than she seems and that her family was wrong. This story line may sound cheesy when I recount it but this show manages somehow to be sweet, sentimental and touching without ever being actually cheesy; this storyline is a perfect example of that. The way Claire almost cried and how wonderfully innocent and caring Raja is is just so lovely. I'm glad they're exploring that relationship a little bit more and seeing the influence Raja can have outside of his friendship with Justin. 

This show is truly remarkable. 

BB9- That's enough James

OK, it's one thing to be an evil manipulator. You can lie, cheat, steal and stab people in the back all you want in Big Brother and chances are I'll love you all the more for it. But you CANNOT do all that and preach honesty and loyalty the rest of the time. From the first week he had power James has been lying to people (he told Matt he wouldn't put him up the second week in the house and did anyway). Whenever he doesn't have power James spouts on and on about how people have stabbed him in the back and lied to his face, etc... James, first of all: SHUT UP. No one cares if your feelings were hurt and second of all: WALK THE WALK. You are exactly everything you say you can't stand in everyone else. Those are the worst kind of people. Putting Matty on the block after you promised the honest hearted Natalie that you wouldn't was a despicable move. Especially since it was Natalie you promised (the person who is responsible for you being back in the house and who would never hurt a fly) and not Matt himself. 

If Matt goes Ill be incredibly mad- he amuses me. and Natalie (my favourite player) will be heartbroken. I like Ryan but I suppose he'll have to go (idiot James has provided no alternative). Big Brother: why are my favourite players always gone? Why, by the end of the season, am I stuck watching the likes of Dick and Daniele? Especially considering that if your twists ever worked the way they should James would have been gone a long time ago, it would be people like Chelsia, Sharon and Josh on the block and Alex would be back in the house (I wouldn't complain at all about the stupidity of the house guests or the unfairness of the game if that were the current situation). At this rate Josh (devil incarnate) will win the game- what? or perhaps Sharon, the most boring player EVER. Or maybe hypocrite James will win and use the money to start up his own porn empire or open an inappropriate-for-network-television tattoo parlor. 

This season sucks. Someone PLEASE get James out of power. As Matt would say "never trust a kid with pink hair". Wise words Boston, wise words. 

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How I Re-Met Ted

How I Met Your Mother returned tonight with the first new post-strike episode. It wasn't one of their best but it served a very important function. In HIMYM's first season I loved Ted. He was the hopelessly romantic, extremely picky, cute, sweet, laid back best friend of a perfect couple who was looking to find a similar happiness. In season 2 he was Robin's boyfriend. He was still the guy from season 1 and that was fine. Season 3 came and, after his breakup with Robin, Ted has had multiple one night stands, had a three-way, forgot the name of a girl he met on the Internet and dated for awhile, pretended to be from out of town to get girls and done much more to make him not the Ted I loved. Tonight's episode topped them all: he ditched Marshall and Lily, he ditched his date, he kissed a married woman, he even ordered champagne on someone else's bar tab. At the end of it all though, he came home and, over breakfast, Marshall showed him who he'd become- another Barney, "we don't need another Barney". It seems as though Ted has finally found season 1 Ted again and the chain of events that will lead to his meeting the mother has begun with him picking up a yellow umbrella. This episode leaves me with the hope that by next week we will be re-introduced to the sweet and sentimental guy who would steal a girl a blue french horn and who once believed in love so strongly that he convinced the sky to rain. 

BB9- Natalie shows even more muscle, James HOH

Alright that's it. She make talk like an airhead, she may have funny googly eyes, she may have big fake boobs and no self respect when it comes to men but BB9's Natalie's got guts and guns. The girl has proven in the past that she's a tough one to beat in competitions but this week's HOH competition revealed her to be perhaps a tougher competitor than even All Star Janelle... and she's fiercely loyal. Natalie always thinks twice before going back on her word and would do anything to save her ally Matty. That's going to be a big coup for her since this strategically dumb house places such a value on honesty and loyalty.  

I've said before that Matt is the best player in the house because he's the only one showing any semblance of strategy. He may, in fact, still win, but not on his own merits. If Matty gets to the end it'll be on the heels of the girl who's puppy love is more powerful than his strategy. In fact, at this point, Natalie's my pick to win it. Matt's basic strategizing combined with her competition prowess and intense loyalty might get them to the end (if they manage to avoid the big target that's perpetually on Matt's back). Natalie might even make it to the final 2 on her own (she's below the strategic radar, a fierce competitor, a good ally and easily swayed when it comes to voting- they'll keep her in a good long while). If she does make the final 2 I think Natalie's got the prize sewn up. Her selfless strength that she showed this week has the whole house on her side and she's never going to royally screw anyone over- an inspiration for Bikini Barristas everywhere!!! God help us all. 

As for James (the recently evicted, stupidly voted back in, vengeful HOH), he's nominated Ryan and Sheila for eviction after he promised Natalie he wouldn't put up her or Matty (every word out of James' mouth that isn't a curse word has something to do with honoring your promises, though he'd already stabbed Matt in the back by week 2). Ryan successfully backdoored him so that's understandable (though it was actually an excellent show of game play on Ryan's part, the unfair twist just screwed him over a bit) and Sheila's proven she's not to be messed with. That said, I need the veto to be used to save one of these 2 somewhat entertaining players and someone to PLEASE kick out Adam or Sharon (they irritate AND bore me to tears) or Josh (who is the devil). 

And now for my traditional Alex lament: ALLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!

Why oh why do they let these people make decisions? BB is the least fair game in the history of unfair reality television games. 

The Return of Jezebel James

Amy Sherman Palladino's new Fox sitcom The Return of Jezebel James premiered this week with back to back episodes. The show was pretty good. It was no Gilmore girls and certainly had its failings (some of the comedy was a little forced, Parker Posey is a little too much in the lead role of Sarah) but overall the first 2 episodes made for an enjoyable hour of TV. Lauren Ambrose (Coco), in particular, is wonderful; you could really see her theatre background coming through in the sitcom format more than you could on Six Feet Under. She was the best part of the show in my opinion (though I came into the show a big fan of hers and may be a bit biased). Scott Cohen is also a lot of fun. While he is playing a very Max Medina-like character so far, he's thoroughly charming and I hope we get to see a lot of him. And Diane Wiest (playing Sarah and Coco's mother)... I love her. Sarah's assistant shows a lot of promise as a character as well. Overall the show is good (just not great): charming, sweet and clever in a Gilmore girl-less world. I'll continue to watch until Fox prematurely cancels it (come on, it's FOX, you know it's coming).

Television Greatness: A Look Back at "The West Wing"

The best Christmas present I ever got was a navy blue file folder with the seal of the president. Inside that file folder were seven files. Inside each of those files were 22 episodes of the greatest show of all time. The Christmas that my dad got me the entire series of The West Wing on DVD was the day our father/daughter time changed forever. Ever since, we've been making our way back through the series a couple episodes at a time whenever I'm home. My mother's gotten into it, my brother's gotten into it... it's become a family phenomenon.

As we progress through the series it has become abundantly clear how important Aaron Sorkin was to the series. His rhythms, comedy/drama blend and character development are unparalleled and the final 3 seasons without him really yearn for his genius. The stories move slower, the comedy falls flatter, the characters on occasion will say something completely inconsistent with their previously established voice, there's too much campaign-centered story, there's no character balance and Santos is freaking annoying. That said, we are currently 3/4 of the way through season 6 and in the time since the simultaneous loss of the show's creative force (Sorkin) and one of its strongest characters (Sam Seaborn, played by Rob Lowe) at the end of season 4, we have seen the occasional ray of hope in certain characters and in one particularly brilliant episode.

Season 5's Ryan and Rina came in as small, comedic characters who gave the show a little vibrancy at a time when the writers were really struggling to find comedy in the drama. Ryan in particular (played by Jesse Bradford) was a really important character to the tone of season 5 in that he was a great parallel to Josh and served as a bit of a foil to Toby in the recent absence of Sam. He was intelligent but casual which was an important dynamic to hold on to.
In season 6 relief came in the 4'11 form of Kristin Chenoweth as the quick witted and cheerful deputy press secretary Annabeth Schott. Kristin Chenoweth can infuse even the driest material with a necessary bit of spunk, and while Annabeth is no Ainsley Hayes (perhaps the greatest of all minor recurring characters), she keeps the show fun and upbeat, or at least attempts to. We also are introduced to a wonderful new character in Arnie Vinnick, the Republican candidate for president. Vinnick is a liberal Republican who is as idealistic and amazing as Bartlett is- just on the other side of the party line. The incomparable Alan Alda plays him with such vigor and honesty that even I, the most liberal of liberals, would have voted Republican if I were voting for him.
Season 6 also marks the return of a season 3 favourite, Cliff Calley (Mark Feuerstein). Cliff (like Ainsley Hayes and Arnie Vinnick) is an example of a sympathetic and good Republican character in a show that is often criticized for its dehumanization of Republicans. Cliff was the hero of the hour when he saved Leo from unnecessary character attacks and inquiry into his alcoholism during the congressional hearings about Bartlett's MS during Christmas of season 3. He disappeared for a couple of years until he returned in season 6 as a replacement for Josh's position in the White House. Presented as a very classically Josh-like character, Cliff is a welcome character addition at a time when Josh himself is being taken out of the white house, away from the grounding of the character foils Sorkin built for him and made into a somewhat too intense form of himself.
The final saving grace of the show since Sorkin's departure is a single episode in season 5. The only post-Sorkin episode to be included in my top 10 West Wing episode list. "The Supremes", written by Debora Cahn, isone of the best of the entire series. The episode is a comedic look at Josh's alternative proposal for nominating 2 supreme court justices (a brainwave inspired by Donna's mom's cats). Glenn Close and William Fichtner make spectacular guest appearances as the two nominated judges (one extreme liberal and one extreme conservative). The episode features bright and lively dialogue, intelligent and fast-paced debate and interesting character moments. It almost seems like, for 43 minutes, Aaron Sorkin is writing the show again. Debora Cahn, a then somewhat new writer who went on to do more great work on The West Wing then write some of the best episodes of Grey's Anatomy, hit one completely out of the park with "The Supremes", an episode that gives hope to a somewhat disenchanted viewer struggling in a post-Sorkin West Wing.

Now, I realize that I may sound down on something I earlier called "the greatest show of all time". To call a single episode and a couple minor characters "saving graces" of an otherwise depreciated show may sound negative, but one needs to remember that the final 3 seasons of The West Wing ARE terrible in comparison to the unimaginably brilliant first 4. That does not, however, mean that they are bad. In fact, they are still some of the best TV ever produced. A bad episode of The West Wing still trumps a brilliant episode of Prison Break, it may even equal a pretty good episode of Grey's Anatomy. When I say "the greatest show of all time" I'm not kidding around.

When we finally reach "Tomorrow", the series finale, we will get to begin again. We'll get to see everything from "tell your friend Potus he has a funny name" to "you idiot, I'M Joey Lucas" to "when the president stands, nobody sits" all over again and we will love it, all over again. And when I finally get there, I promise I'll review the show with every bit of enthusiasm it deserves, at least for 4 seasons. Until then, I shall criticize the seasons that could be better, even if they are brilliant.

Lost- "Ji Yeon"

Another brilliant episode this week from the geniuses over at Lost.
Finally some Sun and Jin. They're some of my favourite castaways and their stories are always so beautifully told (and acted by these two pros).

That said, I totally saw the twist coming that they weren't in the same time period. I had a hunch it wouldn't be that simple and when they weren't showing them together ever my suspicions grew. Once the Oceanic 6 were mentioned in Sun's scenes and we got a glimpse at Jin's cell phone I was sure that he was in the past and she in the future. I also had a feeling he had died. Tragic. Absolutely tragic. I am, however, very proud of myself for figuring it out before the big reveal.

Now the questions we are left with are: how does Sun get off the island without dying like the other pregnant women? does that mean they are rescued in the next month? does Jin get off the island alive and is included in the Oceanic 6 then dies of other causes or is there another survivor we need to know about? and why doesn't Hurley get his hair cut?

also: it seemed as though the captain of the ship was being pretty straight up with Sayid and Desmond. Is he really not to be trusted or is the "secret informant" secretly not a good guy. And speaking of Ben's "guy on the boat", I can't stand Michael. Even under another name, I see Harold Perrineau's face and I know a good character is getting hurt because of Michael's idiocy/selfishness. Everyone's better off with him gone. And anyone who didn't see the reveal of Michael on the boat coming a mile away clearly has not been paying any attention at all.

Overall: Spectacular performances once again from Yunjin Kim and Daniel Dae Kim. I completely approve of the direction their story is taking and the method in which it is unravelling. Loved the combined flash forward and back. Adored the reconciliation between the two on the island. I still trust Juliet even after a bought of questionable behaviour in the last couple episodes and think Sun should too. I enjoyed the little almost-cameos of Bernard fishing with Jin, Jack checking up on Sun, Kate showing them the map and Hurley visiting Sun in Korea. I'm curious about the boat though wary of anything involving Michael.

Also, I think its about time for a little Sawyer. Yes? I think so.

Boston Legal

Boston Legal is not a show I watch on a regular basis. I watch every episode but not week to week as one would with Brothers & Sisters and certainly not as soon as it broadcasts as one would with Lost. Instead, I tape every episode and watch them pile up on my PVR until I have nothing else to watch and I sit and have a marathon. This works well. I enjoy the show but don't care enough about it to put any effort into keeping up with the current episodes. That said, I like a lot of the characters, the legal cases are often interesting, its always good for a couple laughs and the overarching plots are usually pretty well developed.

Here's my view on the season so far and the changes they've made since last season:

- I really like Katie Lloyd. I think she's a very good addition to the show as the recent graduate who has enormous potential, is extremely quick and witty and encompasses a compassion and kindness that allows her to befriend Jerry and believe in the innocence of her clients. Her Joseph Washington murder trial multi-episode arc at the beginning of the season was excellent. It really established her as a character. Her friendship with Jerry is also a great dynamic to add to the show and her almost romance with the AIDS victim was heartbreaking. The establishment of Shirley as a kind of pseudo parental figure for her was also a nice dynamic. I hope we continue to see a lot of her.

- in the same vein, I do enjoy Jerry. He can be a little much, which is why his friendships with Alan and now Katie are so important in grounding him, but he can be very endearing. His closing argument in the episode with the sleazy lawyers who were advertising divorce was awesome, as was his defense of ex-girlfriend Leigh when she was fired for hugging a student.

- Shirley. This season she's been getting some great character stuff. Her relationship with Carl Sacks and their breakup paired with her encounter with her law school beau was brilliant- very humanizing. This season has also made a point of giving the audience a couple Shirley/Denny scenes that have been truly touching such as them singing "You are my sunshine" and his comforting her after her breakup and her saying "that's why it was your office I came into".

- Denny and Alan. The coast guard thing was completely over the top but the episode where Denny tried his own case without any assistance was remarkable and completely made up for it. Their fight in that episode gave voice to years worth of building resentment and helplessness on Denny's side which was both necessary and helpful in keeping the audience invested in Denny despite his many flaws. The fact that Alan was so happy when Denny won without him showed such selflessness as can only exist in a really true friendship. He showed no signs of feeling unneeded or undermined, he was just happy in his friend's triumph. When Alan represents Denny against false solicitation charges the two also provide a ton of laughs.

- the cases are fun. Everything from a company that lost a woman's remains and replaced them with a fake diamond to Denny's constipation being interpreted as solicitation; a woman suing her pastor for breaking up with her after their affair; a man asking for a court ordered abortion after a crazy woman stole his sperm to get herself pregnant; preventing the opening of a nuclear power plant in a small town; a woman suing her daughter's high school for putting so much pressure on her that it caused her to fall asleep at the wheel and get in a fatal car accident; a teacher getting fired for hugging a student. and so many more. The cases have a balance of drama and comedy. Many bring about debate of current and important issues. Many argue sides of arguments perhaps never examined (a father's say in the abortion discussion for example). The episodes are topical, make specific references to the world and its current state and make the audience think. For the most procedural aspect of the show, the cases are far from boring.

- I also like the judges. The recurring guest star aspect of the judge rotation is fun. They may be very small parts but they are fully developed and add a lot to the courtroom aspect of the show. The homophobic gay judge is a particularly fun one in front of whom Alan often has to argue cases somehow pertaining to prejudice and equality. Loretta Divine is also always fun, as is Debra Mooney and all the others that often appear. I also enjoy the similar approach to prosecutors. We see Brad every once in awhile and its always a blast to hear from Bethany again.

- we need more Clarence. I like Clarence. I want more of him. That is all.

- I don't like either of the other new girls- the one with the long neck or the one with the snarky attitude. They are both incredibly annoying and bring nothing to the show. Lets bring back Jeffrey Coho and Constance Zimmer's character instead. I can live without Denise and Brad though.

BB9-NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

For once, in the history of voting on reality TV shows, America does exactly the right thing. Alex is voted back into the Big Brother house with Parker coming in second place. Perfect choices. Both were strong players with a lot of charisma and potential as strategists who were voted out because of their partners. Excellent choice America.

Now, in an interesting approach, Big Brother gives the house guests the opportunity to vote for either the evictee of the week (James) or the mystery person voted for by America to return to the game. Not a bad twist, if you trust the house guests to make it interesting.

But making the right choice is not a strength of this particular lot. They are perhaps... no, scratch that, they are DEFINITELY the most idiotic group of players all to be assembled in one reality TV house EVER. Instead of voting for the mystery house guest (who was just as likely to be an ally as an enemy and who definitely would have less fresh eviction wounds) to return, 5 out of 8 voted to have James return though they had just lied to him, stabbed him in the back and voted him out 5 to 1. They also put ZERO thought into who America would choose to bring back. Sharon wanted James back so her ex wouldn't come back instead (Jacob being the most hated player in BB history, she clearly thinks America is sinister) and Josh was scared it would be Allison even though the general consensus was that she was crazy. It seemed blatantly obvious to me that America would bring back one of the cute, charming, interesting boys instead of a villain who would wreak havoc on their evictors. The House guests, evidently, couldn't see that and thus decided to bring back James (who CLEARLY hates them all). Oh YAY!!!!

PS: SOOOOO unfair to Alex!!! They need to find a loophole and bring him back. I just need someone I like back in that house so I don't throw things at the television set.

The Duo Duel

OK, lame title, I know. But I've been catching up on all the Boston Legal Ive missed this year (review to come) and felt the need to write a post about TV's best platonic teams. The best friends, the siblings, the odd combos that make TV even more fun.

Denny Crane and Alan Shore (Boston Legal): these best friends are the center of Boston Legal. They are not only hysterical together but the heart of their friendship is truly lovely. How far Alan will go to protect Denny is remarkable.

Christine and Matthew (Old Christine): sibling squabble is always fun. Matthew knows how to push Christine's buttons better than anyone and his interaction with her son Richie and ex Richard is also priceless. Hands down my favourite dynamic in the show.

Buster and Lucille Bluth(Arrested Development): as mother/son relationships go this one couldn't be less healthy. Attached at the hip, Lucille and her youngest son are miserable together and lost without each other. Their banter is hilarious and there's nothing better than a good mother/son costume competition.

Amanda and Mark (Ugly Betty): I would be remiss if I didn't at least mention this infamous bitchy duo. Clawing their way up the fashion ladder and making Betty's life miserable, Mark and Amanda couldn't be more fun. They are one of (if not these) strongest aspect of the show and Becky Newton and Michael Urie's chemistry could not be more spot on. In season 2, Mark and Amanda are expanded as characters and have become not only a brilliant pair but strong characters individually as well (Mark's coming out to his mother was a definite highlight of season 1)

Jed Bartlett and Leo McGarry (The West Wing): When speaking to the minister of agriculture about becoming president, Bartlett asked "do you have a best friend?... is he smarter than you?... that's your chief of staff". The relationship between President Bartlett and his chief of staff Leo McGarry is, in many ways, the heart of the show. The White House staff of the show is often described as a family... these two are the parents.

Will and Grace (self explanatory): the pilot episode says it best when the pair is playing the pyramid game. Will gives hints: "a railing, a fence post... (grabbing grace's hand) each other", "things that you lean on" grace shouts, jumping on Will as they win the game. 8 seasons, multiple significant others and a major parting of ways later, the show ends with them toasting their friendship as Freddy Mercury harmonizes "oooh you're my best friend". If there's one TV dynamic that revolutionized modern platonic friendships, it was Will & Grace.

Ross and Monica Geller (FRIENDS): two words: the routine. these uber competitive siblings served up some of the best laughs of the show. From their football rivalry for "the Geller cup" to revealing each others' secrets to their parents on thanksgiving to Ross' transition from rage to joy when he finds out that his best friend is in love with his sister, the Gellers were always my favourite aspect of FRIENDS.

Frasier and Niles Crane (Frasier): an example of perfect casting, Kelsey Grammar and David Hyde Pierce fit flawlessly together as the snooty Crane brothers. Classic moments include opening their restaurant "les freres heureux: it's friendly and just hard enough to pronounce to keep the riffraff out" and singing Gilbert and Sullivan songs with their pseudo father (David Ogden Stiers)

Dan and Casey (Sports Night): a long term friendship, a working relationship, excellent casting, Sorkin speed banter... pitch perfect best friends. Its as simple as that.

Veronica and Keith Mars (Veronica Mars): no one writes Father/Daughter any more. It's too bad because Veronica and Keith were the perfect duo. They never had to finish a sentence when they other was around. They always knew when they other needed help. Is Veronica trapped and about to burn alive? Keith'll save her, even if it means (literally) running through fire. It was her dynamic with her dad that allowed viewers to see the "marshmallow" side of the persnickety and defensive private eye. A more important and flawless relationship couldn't have been written for the show.

Willow and Xander (Buffy the Vampire Slayer): she didn't destroy the world because he reminded her that he loved her, always had and always will. Hyperbolic metaphor? perhaps. A friendship ideal that makes us all wish we had someone who could save our lives with a yellow crayon? definitely.

Dawson and Joey (Dawson's Creek): Joey asks "Do you think every Joey has a Dawson and every Dawson has a Joey?", Dawson answers "for their sake I hope so". A little ruined by their own romance but as friends who sit and debate the Oscar snub of "ET" and whether ideals of beauty are culturally imposed, Dawson and Joey were pitch perfect friends. He's the person who knows her best , her soul mate and without each other they wouldn't be who they are. Sappy, I know, but lovely and true.

Ephram and Delia Brown (Everwood): Ephram could be the biggest jerk in the world and Delia would give him perspective. They were very a very honest and believable brother/sister combo and good for some of the sweetest character moments in all 4 years.

JD and Turk (Scrubs): over the top? yes. but this hilarious "guy love" is the center of the show and a "must include" for this list. "this is the man with whom you'll be competing for Daddy's love" said Carla to her daughter... so true. Funny and true.

and... of course, the be all and end all of dynamic duos...

LORELAI AND RORY GILMORE (Gilmore girls): at a rate of 300 miles a minute, this mother/daughter team conquered the world from the small Connecticut town of Stars Hollow. Though this show was home to some of the best relationships on air (Sookie/Lorelai, Emily/Lorelai, Rory/Lane, Rory/Paris), the central mother/daughter dynamic was what made the show special and is completely unique in its awesomeness.

Lost- The Other Woman

JULIET!!!!! she's one of my favourite castaways. I was sooo happy to see her get an episode this season. We know so little about her, its fun to find out more about the island and the others and what they were doing pre- Oceanic 815. Tonight's revelation that Ben's in love with her was awesome (not to mention how awesome was that kiss- her and Jack sizzle... "he thinks I'm his and he knows how I feel about you). I'm glad they haven't abandoned flashbacks completely. I'm excited to find out what happens off the island in the future but there's still so much back story we havnt learned yet that I was worried we may never find out once they introduced the new flash forward format.

On another note: DON'T TRUST BEN! Locke is being an idiot- Ben's always SEEMED trustworthy and never has been, why trust him now?

and Penny's dad's the big bad? OK then.

next episode had better be Sun & Jin, we haven't seen them substantially in forever.

Also... Hurley: "I'm just lucky". THIS COMMENT IS IMPORTANT, don't ignore it! Hurley's been specifically unlucky since he won the lottery. Darlton (executive producers Damon and Carlton) did that on purpose- pay attention.

PS: I hate Charlotte. The "rescuers", in my opinion, are the weakest cast additions since the tailies (except Farraday- everyone, me included, loves Farraday). Lets off them and move on!

Little Gem on the Prairie

"Little Mosque on the Prairie" may be a little show but it's got a ton of heart and serves up a ton of laughs. This clever CBC sitcom features some of the greatest sitcom characters on TV (and because it's Canadian, its second season wasn't at all affected by the WGA strike).

The show follows the story of a small Muslim community living in Mercy, a small town in the Canadian prairies. When the entrepreneurial contractor Yasir convinces the local Anglican priest to rent them the church hall, the community finally has a mosque that they can call their own. When their new Imam, the beardless and liberal Amar, arrives from Toronto, local extremist Babar is thrown into hysterics while the devout yet feminist doctor Rayann quickly forms a close friendship with him. Featuring a host of other hilarious characters (Sarah the earnest convert, Fatima the spunky Islamic authority and Cafe owner, Fred the prejudiced radio host and Layla the rebellious teenager among others), side splitting and socially relevant plot lines and whip smart dialogue, "Little Mosque" is one show in the Canadian landscape that you do NOT want to miss.

You'll find a new hero in Rayann, a new comedy icon in Yasir, and a new sweetheart to crush on in Amar... not to mention that watching the show will help fight the ignorance that we all are ashamed to admit we have (though learning something IS just a side effect of enjoying yourself)

BB9-thank god for predictable twists

if you had asked me the first week if they would stay in couples the whole time I would have said no (though by halfway through I was hoping they would just so it would be over faster).

if you had asked me the first week if someone would be coming back in the game who had been previously evicted I would have said yes (in fact Ive said since the second they walked out the door that Parker or Alex needs to back)

so explain to me how these were twists instead of just necessary alterations?

also: Ryan as HOH? weird. but Ill take it, he's one of the least horrible house guests.

BB9- Matt...the best player playing?

This episode redeemed Matt a little. It showed him clearly playing the game hard. It showed him having a heart to heart with Natalie and taking a step towards perhaps giving her a little respect (since affection seems completely out of the question). He even attempted taking a page out of the Chilltown hand book in Showmancing Sharon (she gained her first points of the season with me for seeing through him but not letting on- she may be boring, she may be useless, she may be unlikeable, but at least she's not letting herself be completely played).

The problem is that he's not a very good player. He's just the best player in the house at the moment. Is this what we've come to? This guy wouldn't have lasted 2 weeks in almost any other Big Brother House. Why is this season so badly cast?

Here's hoping that Sheila and Adam go tonight, Parker or Alex comes back, Allison takes over and is able to show off some of the game play that seems like she might have hidden beneath stupid mistake after stupid mistake.

But more importantly- let's do a better job casting the summer season. Where's the master manipulator Dr. Will (S2,S7)? Where's the covert strategist Danielle (S3,S7)? Where's the brazen and secretly brilliant bombshell Jen (S8)? Where's the competition queen Janelle (S6, S8)?, Where's the cute and confused Nick (S8)?, the hilarious narcissist Jase (S5, S8)?, the Gnome adopting Drama Queen Marcellas (S3, S7)?, the southern belle drunk Amy (S3)?, the sleep talking Eric (S3)?, the evil Alison (S4, S7)?, the lovable BB expert Erik (S8)? WHERE HAVE ALL THE INTERESTING PEOPLE GONE???? Season 8 was one of the best casts yet (Donatos excepted), what happened with Season 9?

Hope for "Lights"

GOOD NEWS!!!

The TV Addict is reporting that according to Deadline Hollywood Daily, NBC has made a deal with another company to bring fans another season of "FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS".

Nothing's official yet but since I had already assumed we wouldn't be seeing our favourite Panthers ever again, even a rumour is cause for crazy excitement.

Particularly the last couple episodes of the show's second season were truly wonderful and the entire TV landscape can really benefit from having such a well produced and intelligent show on the air (not to mention NBC itself, a sagging network that has fallen far from the days when it ruled the airwaves competitionless).

Assuming that both "Lights" and "30 Rock" make it back, NBC will officially have me for at least an hour and a half a week come September (plus "Office" time, though at this point that's more work than play)

how many Chucks can a wood Chuck Chuck?

you've heard me speculate on there being more than 1 doctors Shepherd and Burke but how many characters with one name can there be? let's see.

This season 4 new shows premiered with a character named Chuck- not exactly the most common name to begin with.

and yes it did take me this long to notice- don't you judge me.

let's examine:

Chuck Darling- "Back to You"

Chuck (Charlotte) Charles- "Pushing Daisies"

Chuck Bass- "Gossip Girl"

Chuck Bartowski- "Chuck"

Crazy? Oui!

New Sitcom Episodes- YAY!!!

feeling the strike blues?

The CW has a new episode of "Aliens in America" posted entitled "Church". It's the Christmas episode that's only just been posted but it's HILARIOUS. Check out the episode on www.cwtv.com and get into the show if you haven't already, the Tolchuk's are the funniest family on TV and Raja is my favourite new character of the season.

Also, Fox.com has 2 new episodes of "Back to You". They're both pretty good. Ty Burrell shines as Gary, hands down the funniest cast member, and gets featured heavily in both episodes. Check out my podcast review of the episodes, downloadbable on iTunes (search My TV).

Get excited for the return of other sitcom favourites, coming up this month.

One Tree Hill: oh my dear lord

Make no mistake, I know it's not art. One Tree is intense frivolity that I watch because Ive always watched it and I can't abandon characters without knowing what happens to them. Thus, I watch One Tree Hill and get mildly depressed at the state of the "vast wasteland" that is television at the moment but mostly I'm able to block out the idiocy and appreciate One Tree Hill for its good qualities: a few laughs, a dash of sappy happy, pretty good music and 2 very cute boys. This week's episode, entitled "For Tonight, You're Only Here to Know", however, broke new ground on bad and I simply couldn't ignore it.

The episode was meant to be an homage to the earlier school shooting episode. The girls were locked in the library where Lucas and Peyton took refuge after she was shot while the boys mused about the lost lives and support of Jimmy and Keith while gearing up for the first Ravens game of the season. Mouth was supposed to do his first official report on the Ravens at his new job. The episode also served as the "getting rid of the evil nanny" episode and the "Peyton and Lindsay find new respect for one another and learn to be friends" episode.

It could not have been cornier if it had tried. The satirical high school drama "Popular" was less cheesy, and that was the whole point of that show. The girls played games in which they each had to compliment each other or decide which body part to eat first if they were starving and one of them died- ew!!! Mia learned to deal with criticism "creation vs. criticism"- ohhh insightful!!! Brooke contemplated her mother's role in her life, Lindsay broke down about the death of her father, Hayley mused about nothing and Peyton, well, Peyton seemed to be coming on to the other girls throughout the episode while (STILL) sulking about Lucas and being generally bitchy. On the boys' side Lucas gave a 'rousing'/incredibly pathetic, badly acted and formulaic pep talk to his team, Nathan vowed to "stop being [his] father and start being the dad Jamie thinks [he is]" after telling Lucas about evil kissing nanny, Jamie got to be part of the team (since when does a team of bad ass high school ballers chant a 4 year old's name?) and Mouth (topping them all) completely disregarded his assignment to report on the basketball game and decided to wax poetic about other sappy and irrelevant things instead.

Dear Mouth: that is not what reporting is. We put up with Lucas' pathetic voice overs because his sentimental hogwash was supposedly part of his book, you're a reporter- REPORT!!!

Low Points Include:

- everyone singing the lyrics to Mia's "new" song in their own little worlds as if they applied to them even though they really didn't

- the basketball team hilariously chanting Jamie's name before their own big game

- the team apparently having won off camera even though when the girls were checking the score from the library they were losing completely and the team has been established as sucking, except for one guy

- Lindsay's breakdown about her dad: badly written, badly acted, bad... just bad

- the girls' lame excuses for not being able to get out of the library ("they're fixing all the doorknobs", no cell reception, dead batteries, etc...)

- the slow motion walk of the Ravens led by suited up Lucas, Nathan and Skills and featuring a decked out Jamie in Ravens gear as they head towards the game

Saving Graces include:

- the reappearance of Tim (a formerly terrible character) as a decent guy, with a life, a kid and a whole lot of regret and sadness (surprisingly the least corny part of the episode, I really liked it actually, it showed a character who has actually grown for the better and the worse in 4 years instead of just changed their relationship status)

- the only scene with the evil nanny we had to put up with was her quitting... here's hoping she's gone for good

- Jamie could not be cuter, he simply couldn't be.

- I do actually like Kate Voegele (Mia)'s voice/songs (they're over used but effective and she's a lot less annoying than Tyler Hilton was on the show)

Big Brother- Ill miss you alex, get excited for the rule of the worst couple in the house

say what you want about Matt and Natalie. say what you will about sheila and Adam. call Ryan oafish, Allison crazy, James paranoid and Chelsia dumb but they all are better than the new heads of household.

Alex and Amanda were evicted, predictable. I'm sad to see Alex go, disagree with the idea that the eviction was in any way his fault, glad to see Amanda gone, she was too much on my nerves.

Now, we've got a new head of household couple. and if you'd asked me this week who would be first on my list to get rid of it would be them, Josh and Sharon. She is a delightful combination of maddening and boring whilst he is hot headed, rude, hickish and...well... a jerk. They need to be gone just for the sake of my sanity- and now they're in power?

maybe we can top this pathetic week of episodes with an even worse one. what do you say big brother? think it can be done?

BB9- illness and cowardice

Sheila turns on Allison because she feels left out. Understandable but a little crazy. Amanda and Allison both head to the hospital. Everyone readjusts their attitudes towards them when they come back. Sharon and Josh win the veto and fail to show a little spine and strategy by vetoing one of the strong couples when they decide to not use it. Matt and Natalie would have made good allies for them but no one wants to make waves.

Matt and James are the only real players in the house. No one else seems to know how the game works. Natalie is coming up as a new favourite of mine, I think she's smarter than her voice, her face, her boobs and her resume let on. Chelsia didn't do anything this week but I still like her so far.

I love Alex but he's got to be gone this week. I would rather get rid of Amanda before Matt and Natalie. I'm hoping someone gets to come back in mid season- here's hoping for Alex (though Id be OK with Parker as well- not their partners though, I don't want both partners back)

I can't believe everyone was so shocked that James was helpful when Amanda was sick... he's biking around the world with no money "to prove we still care about each other". Of course he knows how to cope with stressful situations and would help, even if she is his target. I admire Matt for saying he was "proud of [his] friend James" though, that took humility. The guy's still a chauvinistic asshole but he has his moments and is definitely growing on me. As for James, Ive always liked him (even if he is hilariously over thinking the whole fish tank thing) and expected as much from him.

I like Allison- I can see how she's a little crazy but I definitely like her. She's the best of the girls as far as I can tell this season (which isn't saying that much but its at least saying something).

SNL's return: Fey hits one out of the park

Tina Fey hosted the first Saturday Night Live post writers strike this past weekend.

BRILLIANT!!!!!!!

Fey was the perfect choice. She spent 9 years on the writing staff at SNL then served as not only a cast member but the first ever female head writer on the show. After leaving the show, she went on to pen and star in the hilarious hit "Mean Girls" before returning to NBC in the critically lauded and Emmy winning sitcom 30 Rock where she chronicles the life of her autobiographical character Liz Lemon as she writes for a late night sketch comedy show. She's not only the coolest person alive, she's a recognizable face, a brilliant writer, an outspoken and socially conscious career woman and a well-loved star. These factors made her one of the faces of the recent WGA strike that closed down 30 Rock, SNL and every other TV show and movie in Hollywood for more than 3 months.

So, who better to choose to host the first SNL back? She was the perfect choice.

and she didn't disappoint.

from the hilarious "cashmere mafia"/"lipstick jungle" spoof "lady business" to Fey getting monologue tips from Steve Martin (one of SNL's most beloved hosts) to the most spectacular weekend update in a VERY long time, Fey delivered a brilliant SNL to an audience who'd been waiting a long time for it.

below is the link to NBC.com where you can view all these clips and more. (if you're in Canada you unfortunately can't access the clips and NBC's already stripped them from youtube- classic mismanagement if you ask me, but that's a topic for another time)

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/index.shtml#mea=221773

Feedback

Hey Readers,

This is my direct appeal to you. Until today I had my blog settings not alerting me to any comments made on the blog. As such, I missed out on replying to one of your comments until over a month had passed. Ive changed my settings now but the podcast host and site I use prevent me from accurately tracking my readers and listeners. I would love to know how many of you there are out there, so I propose an experiment...

everyone who reads this, please comment below or send a quick email to mytvpodcast@gmail.com
let's see how many of you there are.

also, please please please send me an email with your thoughts on the latest in TV. Id love to have some emails to read on the podcast- especially if you watch something I don't or want to challenge my review of something.

I'm also in need of some more votes on the "2007 My TV AWARDS" so send me an email with your picks and pans.

and an iTunes review would be great as well.

Thanks guys, my wish list is now over.

Hoping to hear from you,
Kelly

DVD Recommendation: SLINGS & ARROWS

want good television? and I mean REALLY good television? need something to watch until your favourite shows return post-strike?

look no further than, well, CANADA.

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present to you one of my favourite TV shows of all time, from my home town of Toronto, Canada... SLINGS & ARROWS!!!

This "comedy about drama" is one of the smartest shows ever on TV. only 6 episodes a season, this 3 season masterpiece is an easy watch and totally worth the commitment.

The show chronicles the antics of a small town, big time theatre festival in Ontario (based not so loosely on the Stratford festival of Canada) called The New Burbage Festival. When Oliver Wells, the drama queen of an artistic director, dies, Geoffrey Tennant, a former actor in the company who is infamous for his meltdown during a performance of Hamlet, is asked to step in. But, Geoffrey finds himself revisiting his own madness as Oliver's ghost returns to guide him through directing the festival's production of Hamlet. The festival's resident business man (Kids in the Hall's Mark McKinney) and prima donna (Martha Burns) add some serious drama (and comedy) to the mix as well as a host of other splendid characters.

The first season explores the festival's production of Hamlet and guest stars the brilliant Rachel McAdams as the ingenue of the piece.

The second season marks a ground breaking production of Macbeth, a tumultuous Romeo & Juliet and a re-branding of the festival led by an unorthodox ad executive played by Colm Feore.

and finally, la piece de resistance,

The third season: the most breathtaking Lear you will ever see (as played by Stratford's late genius William Hutt), a comically bad original musical called "East Hastings" and a lovely character subplot from Oscar nominee Sarah Polley as the actress playing Cordelia in Lear.

Now available as a complete series from Amazon.com

and did I mention that they have a new theme song every season? "Cheer Up Hamlet", "I Wont Play Mackers" and "A Walk in the Rain" are hilarious (the lyrics are included on the DVD if you ever want to sing along).

Any Shakespeare fan will adore this show. Any theatre person will love it. and Everyone else really should watch it too. The backstage antics are hilariously realistic, the plays are brilliant, the characters are lovable.

You will be rolling with laughter, crying with emotion and standing up to cheer, seeing Shakespeare as you've never seen him before.

Big Brother - Second Nominations

Matt & Natalie and Alex & Amanda nominated by James and Chelsia.

Matt's words of wisdom:"never trust someone with pink hair". Also, am hugely surprised by 1) "my mom's my best friend" and 2) "Natalie, we can't have sex" must keep head in game.

Natalie: Holy muscles Batman!

Alex: PLEASE DON'T GET EVICTED aka please, Big Brother, let them switch partners if they want to.

Amanda: Ive decided I hate you. mostly because you're going to get Alex prematurely evicted.

James and Chelsia: making out? what? awkward guys do well in this house (see BB8's Erik, BB2&7's Boogie, etc...)

Josh: you are an asshole

Ryan: "I like dirty girls" you are creepy

Sheila & Allison: you make me laugh, couldn't you have thought that revealing the truth thing through a little longer?

Big Brother9- EVICTION NIGHT

1) I hate Jen. If Ryan stays with her after watching the show he is truly pathetic

2) thank god she's gone. Ill miss Parker, I really liked him but Jen managed to make me go from liking her to really hating her in a matter of minutes so I'm glad they got evicted.

3) Joshuah's an asshole. Chelsia had a reason to be angry with Amanda, she was doing nothing differently than Parker had so many times before but Joshuah had NO reason to attack Amanda. He went to Evil Dick proportions and then surpassed them with the comment about Amanda's dad's suicide. Maybe Neil left because he realized that Josh was an asshole and couldn't take him any more.

4) Good on Allison for her behaviour this week. Not only was she the one to get Josh away from Amanda but she also comforted her, stood by Ryan when Jen was throwing him under the bus and handled the chopping block with grace. Ive made a 180 on her in the past week, she's near the top of my list now.

5) speaking of the top of the list- Ive been really liking James and Chelsia so far, with HOH they'll actually get some screen time which will be nice this week.

6) poor Alex. he's great and will suffer because his partner's a little nuts. she handled the whole blowup surprisingly well though so deserves dome credit. it was completely unfair of Julie to ask the questions she did in the HOH room- tactless.

7) I don't like Sharon. I have nothing more to say on the subject

8) boring HOH competition- who cares.

9) since they revealed that Jacob and Sharon had been in sequester before Neil left perhaps they're planning to bring someone back in mid-season. I want Parker back in. He seemed like he could go really far and possibly win.

10) with the help of Allison, Sheila is growing on me.

11) THIS GAME IS SOOOOO NOT FAIR- otherwise good players suffer on account of their partners (Parker's gone, Alex is in trouble, etc...), Jen and Ryan had an advantage (which they wasted because Jen's an idiot but whatever)- big brother was never fair (the twists usually backfire and result in unfair advantages) but this is RIDICULOUS.

12) the teams that seem to be working the best are the ones that consist of people who would be out the first week if it weren't a partner game. they make each other better and can work as a team which is why they'll go far in this screwed up version (most notably Matt and Natalie though James and Chelsia are also masters of the team work though also decent on their own. Chelsia's lecture about how her and James are one showed that she really gets it and knows how to work with the twist that's thrown at her).

Big Brother 9- Episode 4

Neil leaves for some unknown reason after about 20 seconds of cumulative screen time. His partner, Joshuah is left alone and his only options or a new partner are evicted exs Sharon and Jacob. Sharon seeming not great but easy to get along with and Jacob being one of the worst players in big brother history, his choice was easy. Was it a fair situation to put him in? no, but Big Brother has never been fair. I wish Neil were still there though. I need someone I actually like.

That said, I feel terribly for Alex. I really like him. Amanda was overreacting saying he was "being mean to me" when she is clearly over sensitive. She didn't consider his feelings at all while canoodling with Parker an then seems completely confused when he reacts badly. I think, all things considered, Alex came off pretty well from the whole thing. Especially in an episode that once again revealed the normally cool Parker to have a very hot temper. The whole "Amanda and Parker know each other" thing (prompted by Sheila and Allison's hilarious claim of lesbianism and James investigatory skill and slight paranoia) was completely understandable and Alex apologized for having accidentally turned Parker on James when James did nothing wrong. It was all Parker and Amanda overreacting. Though Alex and Amanda might still be good competitors and I liked her decently enough in the beginning I agree with Alex that "its just not working" which is sad since they started off so well and he really does have feelings for her. Also, he had every right to comment on the booty shorts- they're gross. PS: he looks really cute in his glasses. They almost make me forget the gross accent.

The best couple in the house at the moment, however, are Alex and Amanda's allies Matt and Natalie. Both idiots, both annoying, Matt and Natalie work together, they work hard, they think (or at least contemplate) before acting, they support each other, they're easy going, they are yet to overreact to anything... basically the idiots may have it at this point. The veto competition looked really hard. The men had to spin a giant disk around 300 times while the women held on to a button in the middle of it and tried not to vomit. Jen spent the whole time yelling at Parker (who was not very good at the whole spinning thing) and being incredibly rude. Ryan started off very strong but couldn't cut the endurance part and Allison let go of the button anyway. Alex and Amanda were doing very well, he paced himself, she was being helpful and supportive, she had a strong hold on the button, and then she threw the competition without discussing it with him- grrr. Matt and Natalie did everything right, he paced himself but was consistently quick, she held on for dear life and never let go even though she get motion sickness quickly. They deserved to win. PS: they didn't use the veto even though Matt promised Parker he would- good move I think ultimately though false promises are a little tricky.

Chelsia and James need more screen time. I'm sick to death of Jen and her selfish, competitive ramblings. Though Ryan admits he wouldn't put Jen before himself, Jen claims she will vote him out even if she doesn't have to- that definitely gives the other players an idea of how loyal she can be. especially considering her actions towards Ryan in the house have outside of the house consequences. Chelsia and James however, the little we see of them, seem pretty great. They're both calm and collected, dealing with the drama in a smart way. They also both seem fun. James was overreaching a bit on his theory of 4 twists but he was put on to it and its not unlike big brother to plant a clue in the fish tank. His conversation with Alex, too, revealed not only that he is personable and not nearly as crazy as his wondering around in blue briefs would suggest but also that he is starting to really like Chelsia which is kinda sweet. Chelsia, also, was there when Amanda came out to complain about Alex and sympathized without getting involved- smart move. I think they could emerge as a really strong team.

Sheila and Adam gave it a rest this episode- thank god. note to the editors: no one wants to watch people who make them physically ill (a lesson that should have been learned with last summer's dick).

BB9- second impressions

firstly, Jacob is a royal idiot. He completely screwed himself over. He thought he was being slick and strategic when in fact he was being reckless and eager. If he'd staid him and Sharon could have done really well and ended up back together. As it stands, she has even more reason to hate him than when they came- oh well.

I need Sheila and Adam gone. I think Adam is a creeper but Sheila keeps jumping on him for stupid things that he says and does when he wasn't thinking or cant control it. She's a bitch, 'nough said. However, she certainly seemed enthusiastic when jumping all over him during the competition.

Jen and Ryan told their partners about their relationship? that makes it a little more boring. That said, Ive gained a lot of respect for Parker for how he handled that news and for how he dealt with the Jacob situation- he's stand up, or at least he seems that way at the moment. Him and Jen will go very far if they're not picked off as threats. They ARE a power couple. Ryan seems pretty cool too. Him and Jen make a lot of sense and he seems like he'd be a pretty good player. As I said in my earlier post, however, Allison is clearly insane. "Ryan needs to be with someone less jealous and catty, like me" so I will sit here and complain and be catty and jealous about it while Jen is perfectly mature. Yeah Allison, that makes sense. I see her causing serious problems.

Alex and Amanda are going to rule the house (if, like Jen and Parker, they're not picked off as threats). They're really good competitors. She does, after all, look a lot like a brunette Janelle. She does, however, need to wear pants.

I see things happening with Matt and Natalie- they're perfect together in all their annoying grossness.

and... the most exciting thing in the whole episode...

ERIC AND JESSICA!!!!!!! YAY. I so glad they're still together and I was so happy to see them on the show again. They were an adorable couple, great players and some of the best strategists on the show. They only made one really wrong decision which was to keep their agreement with the Donatos when Jess had HOH. Otherwise, they would have wiped the floor with everyone Dr. Will style- oh, lets have him on the show!!!!

Big Brother Returns- I REALLY wish I hated this show

but I don't, I love it.
15 minutes in to the first episode and I couldn't kid myself that I had enjoyed the episode of Eli Stone Id just watched nearly as much as this guilty pleasure.
so, my thoughts are as follows...

- Sheila is a bitch. I don't care how disappointed you are in the person chosen as your partner, you DO NOT treat another human being like that. Sure Adam seems like a bit of a bozo and it was bad form to call you "ma" but clearly you are unhinged and simply should not have custody of a 16 year old kid.

- Sheila and Adam will be the first to go. or at least I REALLY hope so.

- Joshuah is hands down the cutest in the house. Neil's a close second. Why are all the good ones gay?

- Matt is clearly an asshole. He thinks more highly of himself than even Jase did back before his reformation. I live in Boston and Ive never heard such an atrocious accent. Natalie, who seems like a complete bimbo (remember Jase's girlfriend from season 5? quadruple it), fits him perfectly. I predict that I will loathe them with a passion and they will do extremely well.

- Chelsia scares me a little but she seemed like she was making the most of her time in the house and having as much fun as possible. Her and James may be fun to watch. I think they'll be like Ivan and Allison from SYTYCD season 2: a lot of fun, great friends, no chemistry.

- I really like Jen and Ryan seems alright as well. I think both their teams will do very well (particularly Jen's since she seems really together and Parker seems pretty cool). Allison is clearly a little crazy but sometimes that works. If Ryan's less of a meat head than he seems they should do pretty well (see Justin from season 4). Both teams stand out as obvious threats though. hopefully they can stay in long enough to see the real couple have to lie profusely.

- I see great things for Amanda and Alex. Neither are terribly annoying though neither is exactly my hero (then again I actively disliked Jessica at the beginning of season 8 and she turned into one of my favourites). They both seem strong and smart enough. They would be my pick for an actual showmance to likely happen. Id say they're a top 4 kind of team.

- Sharon and Jacob will work it out. I guarantee it. They'll work through their issues in about a week and become one of the most strategically strong teams there. How do I know this? Dick and Danielle hated each other and ruled the house. Even the least reasonable people can learn to understand each other when faced with spending all that time together. and they aren't unreasonable. They both seem like smart, strong people who have a huge history of love and trust behind them with only one misstep. Sharon may be hurt but she'll get over it. They'll be back in love in no time and will do extremely well in the game. Those who go furthest tend to be the people who, no matter what, know they can fully trust at least one person in the house (see Dick and Danielle, see Will and Boogie, see Jason and the other Danielle).

it'll be a fun couple of months.

Television Prophets

All hail the the almighty end of the writers strike.
That being said, there's another almighty at work in today's TV climate- the actual almighty.
Considering all the shows in question thought themselves completely original at the time of conception, it's almost surprising that in the span of the last 2 weeks Ive come in contact with 3 different shows about people who are contacted by God... that's right THREE.
Such an obscure (and possibly controversial) concept, one would think, would be a rarity- oh no, it's not.
I recently bought the second season of an old favourite of mine on DVD- "Joan of Arcadia". I also have fallen newly in love with an under appreciated gem called "Wonderfalls". Inspiring slightly less enthusiasm but still warranting a watch is "Eli Stone" which premiered 2 weeks ago in the strike-struck wasteland that is television at the moment.
There are probably a couple more "god speaks to our characters" shows out there too- I've just missed them.

Here's the breakdown of the prophet formula:

1) the unlikely hero: a disenfranchised teen, a cold corporate lawyer,whatever. as long as they're sarcastic, cynical, secretly big hearted and completely nonreligious they'll work ( Jaye, Joan and Eli).

2) the snarky friend: someone to question the weird behaviour of the new found prophet and keep them rooted in reality. again, sarcasm is a must but it has to be someone who knows the hero well and spends a lot of time with them (before and after the visions begin). (Jaye's friend Mahandra, Joan's friend Grace and Eli's assistant Patti)

3) the authority on science: the person who tries to explain it all away (Jaye's therapist Dr. Ron, Joan's scientist brother Luke and Eli's doctor brother Nathan)

4) the authority on faith: the person who knows about "something more" who can explain why the hero is perhaps not completely crazy (Jaye's theologist brother Aaron, Joan's artist boyfriend Adam and Eli's acupuncturist friend Dr. Chen)

5) the bizarre God-ly medium: how God reaches our hero (inanimate animal objects speak to Jaye, God appears as ever changing everyday people to Joan and He reaches Eli through the songs of George Michael)

6) and everything else: a lack of organized religious participation on the part of the hero, strong family connections, weekly cryptic "missions", the hero's strong sense of detachment from others, moderate to enthusiastic critical acclaim, low ratings and early cancellation.

and who says only crime shows can be procedural? if visions from the ether can be formulaic, anything can. God help us all.

One Tree Hill- 4 years later

4 years later on the worst show I watch but will always watch because I need to know what happens, pretty much nothing has changed.

Here's what's the same:

1) Nathan and Haley are still together
2) Haley is still helping hopeless cases pass their classes
3) Nathan is still brooding in self- loathing
4) Lucas is still annoyingly narrating
5) Lucas is still caught in a love triangle involving Peyton
6) Brooke is still designing clothes and living a fairy tale
7) Mouth is still "the nice guy" who has a somewhat sketchy sex life
8) Mouth is still an aspiring sports caster with unrealistic friendships
9) Peyton is still pursuing and accomplishing unrealistic dreams in the music industry
10) Dan is still in jail, everyone still hates him
11) Skills still speaks like an idiot and gives bad advice (mostly to Mouth)
12) Skills, Lucas and Nathan still spend time in the Tree Hill High gym
13) There's a cocky basketball star at the river court
14) The actors are still too old to be playing their parts
15) They're still bringing in musicians to play fictional versions of themselves
16) There's still a serious lack of adults

Here's what's different:
1) Jamie Scott is now 4 years old and the cutest kid EVER
2) Haley's hired a super nanny who I wouldn't trust for a heartbeat
3) This time Nathan is brooding over his "career ending" injury as opposed to his "career ending" point shaving
4) Lucas is on his second novel (after publishing a first)
5) Lucas is dating his editor Lindsay
6) Brooke's mother is actually around
7) Skills and Lucas are coaching the Ravens (with Nathan's help)
8) Karen is off in the UK somewhere with her daughter
9) Chad Michael Murray got hotter
10) James Lafferty got less hot
11) the girls all changed their hair
12) Karen's Cafe is now a Clothes over Bros store
13) Wilmington, North Carolina looks more like Capeside than Tree Hill
14) Brooke is supporting Peyton (investing in her record label, owning the house she's rooming in)
15) the Ravens suck
16) the theme song is gone and replaced with the weird title they used to use when it was a "dramatic" episode